Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad)

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Unusual place names
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Who needs sound?
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Post by tonyp » 23 Apr 2015, 13:39

Should have gone to Specsavers?
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And another one
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by tonyp » 23 Apr 2015, 13:53

Just for a change from the emails saying I've won a million dollars I have now received one from the girl in this picture.
She says she is Russian and is going to England next month visiting Peterborough and Bristol.
She asks if I can recommend anybody to take her around and "show her a good time".
Any volunteers?
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad)

Post by bristleposh » 23 Apr 2015, 16:20

tonyp wrote:Image
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I don't judge people on race, religion, gender,
ability or size, I judge them on whether or not
they're a prat!

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 23 Apr 2015, 16:24

tonyp wrote:Just for a change from the emails saying I've won a million dollars I have now received one from the girl in this picture.
She says she is Russian and is going to England next month visiting Peterborough and Bristol.
She asks if I can recommend anybody to take her around and "show her a good time".
Any volunteers?
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No good for me, I don't know enough about Bristol
I don't judge people on race, religion, gender,
ability or size, I judge them on whether or not
they're a prat!

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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I don't judge people on race, religion, gender,
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they're a prat!

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by stuie » 24 Apr 2015, 09:43

bristleposh wrote:Image
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Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far

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